Category: series 16

“So ‘running’, then ‘stop’.” “That describes most breakdowns really.”

“So ‘running’, then ‘stop’.”
“That describes most breakdowns really.”

“[The forensic team have] actually already discovered that your car used to belong to a Muslim man…”

“[The forensic team have] actually already discovered that your car used to belong to a Muslim man from Birmingham.”
“What, they can tell that just by swabbing the seats?”
“No. They found a letter.”

“Land Rover Discoveries are driven by murderers.” “Ah, now…” “What?” “I’m going to have to pull…”

“Land Rover Discoveries are driven by murderers.”
“Ah, now…”
“What?”
“I’m going to have to pull you up on that, as I think you’ll find murderers drive a Renault Espace.”
“Well, Kenneth Noye was a murderer, he had a Land Rover Discovery.”
“So he may have done, but Harold Shipman drove a Renault Espace, Fred West drove a Renault Espace, Peter Sutcliffe drove a Renault 16.”
“That’s only because the Espace hadn’t been invented.”
“Exactly.”

“I don’t want to be beheaded on the Internet.”

“I don’t want to be beheaded on the Internet.”