Andy Wilman: Just do me a favor, okay?
Jeremy Clarkson: Sure.
Andy Wilman: Try not to make a scene–
Jeremy Clarkson: Yeah. [yelling at Richard through a glass conference room door] Hey, dickless! (James and Richard both look up) [to James, calmly] Not you. You’re in a minute.
I feel so left out of this fandom because I’m not sexually attracted to any of the presenters. I don’t think of myself as a fan because of that, but I can’t talk to anyone in the fandom about the show because all anyone seems to care about is how something someone said or did made them more attractive.
I love the way Jeremy says “Baby Jesus” in the Middle East Special.